April 03, 2011

Woman's Life

it's better to be a WOMAN
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous.
3. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
4. Our brain is always more developed.
5. We don’t dance like a frog in a blender.
6. We can hug our friends without being gay.
7. We can dress ourselves.
8. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

I'm proud to be a women :)

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